( by Jack Handey )
I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting.
"That was fun," I said.
"You bet it was," said Nick.
"Let's climb higher."
"No," I said. "I think we should be heading back now."
"We have time," Nick insisted.
I said we didn't, and Nick said we did.
We argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then finally decided to head back.
I didn't say it was an interesting story.